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koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via mulderplease)

mosskitten:

I don’t want happy weddings I don’t want companies sticking little rainbows on stuff I don’t want allies flooding the streets at Pride for ‘support’

I want homes and clothes and hormones and medical care and education and legal protection and access to shared history and community and safety and respect for ALL my LGBT+ siblings. 

(via lifeasa-fatgirl)

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via mcgarrygirl78)

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I just had the weirdest damn experience.

I’ve been re-watching “House” from the beginning, which I haven’t done in years. I just got to S1e21, “Three Stories,” where Sela Ward makes her first appearance, and I gasped.

There was a woman I worked with who left the firm about 18 months back. I had a serious crush on her, and we were actually very good friends for the first 14 months I worked with her…and then she turned on a dime and essentially stopped talking to me, followed by thinly veiled disdain, wrapped up with open hostility before she ultimately quit, putting me through 14 months of bullshit tension and anxiety. It took me at least a year to get over having been so badly burned by someone I trusted, but it also kept me from wanting to form any friendships beyond the most cursory interactions with coworkers. I felt like I couldn’t trust people when they said something kind to me because I suspected an agenda or passive-aggressive manipulation. I have been told from a few more objective sources that my coworker’s dramatic change in attitude was due to jealousy, but that didn’t make the situation hurt less.

Now, like I said, it’s been 18 months since she left the firm, but I’ve had a few interactions with her because now she’s working at another firm we do business with (opposing counsel, occasional arbitrator), and I am at a point where I can call or email that office and speak with her about case-related matters, but I keep it very brief, and it does take a modicum of encouraging self-talk to pick up that phone. I have not seen her, not even a photo, no Facebook stalking, no awkward run-in at a local winery—nothing.

But now I’m watching S1e21 of “House,” and the second Sela Ward pops on screen I gasp because of the remarkable resemblance between her and my duplicitous former coworker. It was not a problem before she turned on me because I liked looking at my coworker and was happy for a fictional substitute; having not watched the show since my friend and I parted ways, I was not prepared for the visceral reaction. In addition to the gasp of surprise, I felt my stomach clench with anxiety, and I had to look away from the screen until she was gone.

I guess the conclusion I’ve arrived at is, I’m not as over that experience as I thought I was. And that’s a little disappointing.

*52

mulders:

everyone deserves an episode of their favorite tv show like the x files’ bad blood in their lives

(via mulderplease)

"A racist woman is not a feminist; she doesn’t care about helping women, just the women who look like her and can buy the same things she can.

A transphobic woman is not a feminist; she is overly concerned with policing the bodies and expressions of others.

A woman against reproductive rights — to use bell hook’s own example, and an issue close to your heart — is not a feminist; she prioritizes her dogma or her disgust over the bodies of others.

An ableist woman is not a feminist; she holds some Platonic ideal of what a physically or mentally “whole” person should be and tries to force the world to fit inside it."

An Open Letter to Caitlin Moran by Nyux

(via black—lamb)

(Source: redefiningbodyimage, via mulderplease)

"We’re taught at such an early age to be against the communists, yet most of us don’t have the faintest idea what communism is. Only a fool lets somebody else tell him who his enemy is."

Assata Shakur (born July 16, 1947)

(Source: fuckyeahmarxismleninism, via sexistentialisms)

"

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

"

Lux ATL   (via quentintortellini)

(Source: stripperina, via mcgarrygirl78)


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

(Source: theclearlydope, via mulderplease)

keepingtrackoflosttime:

lucystoners:

I’m making this into a t shirt

I approve of this initiative

I would absolutely buy one.

keepingtrackoflosttime:

lucystoners:

I’m making this into a t shirt

I approve of this initiative

I would absolutely buy one.

(via mulderitsmee)

the-goddamazon:

wes-eskimo:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

Look at the lady’s face.
"Mister President I’m a big fan of your work but KEEP YOUR FUCKING HAND ON YOUR SIDE OF THE GLASS"

I would have said it too.

(via lightspeedsound)

(via mulderplease)

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

(via cognitivedissonance)

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